December 2011
“Iam so sad about Ben Breedlove. I watched the video he left for the world to...”
– (via cudlife)
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Boyfriend is coming over.
I can’t wait to open up the presents he’s giving me. And I can’t wait to give him his presents that I got for him! So excited!
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
HAHHAHHHAHAH
Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "Come back to bed"
Friend3: *Various sex noises*
Friend4: "Put your pants back on"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
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I don't get it.
Am I a B or C cup? My mom just bought me two bra’s. One was 32C and 34B…they both fucking fit me…I don’t know what size my boobies are >.>
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Happy Christmas to all of you!
I’m thankful for my followers who have followed me and were able to deal with the things I post and reblog. I’m also pretty sure you guys followed me for specific reasons…like for example, the gifs I make. Hopefully, I can make more. My photoshop isn’t working anymore.
Anyways, hope you guys enjoy today. I gotta go to work now lol. Peace out!!
