- me: hi i am calling about a hamster i bought from your store
- pet smart lady: yes?
- me: ok well it has a very large growth on its butt and im wondering if its like a tumor or a cist or something?
- pet smart lady: um well we only sell males here so that is its testicles
- me: oh my god are you serious
- pet smart lady: yes
- me: you dont understand the stuff hes got goin on down there is huge
- pet smart lady: yes well that is his testicles
- me: oh my god