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May 2012

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androry:

This Katy Perry song is weird.

omfg

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#miley cyrus #ew #lol #wtf #celebs #penis

silence-is-silver replied to your photo: LOL is that a BULGE I see…Charlize Theron? Hahah.

Damn, you’re observant. I was just like… apple pipek? wat.

Tell me you see it too!

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#lol #smoking #Charlize Theron #celebs

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• me: hi i am calling about a hamster i bought from your store
• pet smart lady: yes?
• me: ok well it has a very large growth on its butt and im wondering if its like a tumor or a cist or something?
• pet smart lady: um well we only sell males here so that is its testicles
• me: oh my god are you serious
• pet smart lady: yes
• me: you dont understand the stuff hes got goin on down there is huge
• pet smart lady: yes well that is his testicles
• me: oh my god

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