I checked in at the airport and this is the tip that I saw. Thanks Lord Voldemort, for the GREAT tip.
My parents are so ridiculous sometimes.
Parents:
Give me your work schedule
Me:
OK
Parents:
(The next day) What time do you work?
Parents:
Do you work today?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Seriously? Clearly, giving you my work schedule was pointless.
Me:
SMH
Small talks w/my boyfriend.
Him:
I love you
Me:
Mk nig
Him:
What about you?
Me:
I love me too
Ted’s tweets during the BET Awards. I can’t stop giggling.
Me being silly, renaming my planes into obscene names lol.
This chair I’m sitting on sounds like I’m having sex. It’s making so much creaking sounds.
